Happiness and Homeland Security

Only a few days ago, the postman delivered the first box of books. The Happiness Revolution had finally arrived.

I eagerly flew to my blog to announce that the books were here and would be at your doorstep in time for Christmas. I waited for more boxes to come. With every passing day, I started to wonder. And now I know the answer.

The overseas printing house mailed me the first box of books and put the rest of the books on a shipping vessel bound for the USA. Guarantees had been given for a December 15th arrival at my doorstep.

Now enter: Homeland Security

We all know of how the news media warns us that many shipping containers enter the seaports of the USA without being inspected for dangerous materials. Well…

The Happiness boat is being thoroughly examined at this very moment. Customs agents plan to release the contents by mid-January.

Therefore, I must tell my dear friends, family and patrons that the Revolution has been delayed until mid-January.

However, with great faith in Santa, I hope to soon retract this statement.

Here are a few photos of the Revolution. Thank you for your understanding and patience.